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I eat M&M's in the same way every single time. By color (from roughly lightest to darkest) in this order: yellow, orange, green, blue, red, brown. I sort them before I eat them.

I eat one color before moving onto the next. I eat them two at a time, unless there is an odd number in which case I eat three in the last grouping of that color. I pop the two into my mouth, and bite down when there is an M&M on each side of my jaw (for odd numbers I alternate the extra, starting on the left, then the right).

For peanut M&M's I eat the chocolate shell, leaving the peanuts untouched (in my mouth) until I swallow the chocolate (at which time I eat the peanuts).

For crispy M&Ms', I eat the blue M&M's first, then the remaining colors in the same order, save for when I have odd-numbers of a color, in which case I pair it with a green regardless of the order (which does mean I'll save a green if I've got an odd-number of browns).

For peanut butter M&Ms, I eat the red ones first.

Seriously. Every time. (Don't ask me why.)

While exploring "The Vox" -- I want to be President some day -- I discovered that there are a couple people who enjoy bacon as much as I do. That may just be reason enough to continue using Vox. Long story short, I'd like to share a confession I just shared with Lorelei. (Don't talk to strangers...unless it's about bacon.)

Bacon

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When I eat bacon, I sing. I sing a specific song and I sing it to the bacon. Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You:

You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off of you.
You'd be like heaven to touch.
I wanna hold you so much.
At long last love has arrived.
And I thank God I'm alive.
You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off of you.

Not just that verse. The whole song:

Pardon the way that I stare.
There's nothing else to compare.
The sight of you leaves me weak.
There are no words left to speak.
But if you feel like I feel.
Please let me know that it's real.
You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off of you.

I need you baby, and if it's quite all right,
I need you baby to warm a lonely night.
I love you baby.
Trust in me when I say: OK
Oh pretty baby, don't bring me down
I pray.
Oh pretty baby, now that I found you, stay.
And let me love you, oh baby let me love you, oh baby....

You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off of you.
You'd be like heaven to touch.
I wanna hold you so much.
At long last love has arrived.
And I thank God I'm alive.
You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off of you.

I need you baby, and if it's quite all right,
I need you baby to warm a lonely night.
I love you baby.
Trust in me when I say: It's OK
Oh pretty baby, don't bring me down
I pray.
Oh pretty baby, now that I found you, stay.
And let me love you, oh baby let me love you, oh baby....

I need you baby, and if it's quite all right,
I need you baby to warm a lonely night.
I love you baby.
Trust in me when I say: OK
Oh pretty baby, don't bring me down
I pray.
Oh pretty baby, now that I found you, stay.
And let me love you, oh baby let me love you, oh baby....