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So, I went to the optician for my latest eye test. On completion, I was asked to hang around in the waiting room so that my results could be discussed.
Well, after about five minutes, the optician called me in and said, "You know, you really will have to stop masturbating." 0.0
"Oh wow," I said. "I thought all that about it affecting your eyesight was a myth." "Your eyes are fine, sir," she replied, "but you are upsetting the other people in the waiting room."
